the distnce between ones eyes.
his interocular length is much like that of a caveman.
something that is obvious to everyone.
“it is interocular that you you are confuse easily”
the fast and problem free parts of the inside of the interweb. “it’s all gone to cr-p, kirk. only our intertubinals are running!”
- intestinal holocaust
when you’ve spent a grand old day throwing back chili dogs n’ beer, and all of a sudden you need to make a run for the border because your -ss is about to burst! you’ve all been there. and the holocaust part of the day is that there is no bathroom in sight, and ya […]
a form of non-penetrative s-x in which the male partner (or the top in cases of gay s-x) puts his p-n-s between the other’s thighs and thrusts to create friction. good for b-tchy virgin girlfriends who don’t wanna do -n-l and faint at the thought of bl-wj-bs. also, it makes you sound smart. “but baby, […]
the act of introducing a douche to someone. apple email: “introdouching the iphone 5” ashley: “hey guys i’d like to introdouche my ex boyfriend josh”
- inverted traffic cones
female legs that are big in the -ss & hips but taper down to scrawny calves. often found with high-heeled shoes on the end of them, belonging to a woman who really doesn’t need to be wearing that mini-skirt. a: check out the badonkadonk b-tt on that ho in the dark slacks. i would definitely […]