internet bff
the one and only person that lives far away from you but you met her on the internet. shes the only person that understands you and she loves you to death. the day you meet her is the best day of your life. she loves you for who you are not for your looks.
“mom, my internet bff says i’m beautiful. is it true?”
“sweetheart, she might be a pefophile. and of course you’re beautiful you’re gorgeous honey!”
“no mom, we snapchat and skype and call each other all the time.”
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