ivy league sex
the act of performing s-x with your khaki pants down around your ankles with your shoes still on, while wearing your collared shirt (still fully b-ttoned).
i was running late to a tennis match, and my girlfriend was so h-rny, she wouldn’t let me leave until i fulfilled her urges. i had only one option, we had ivy league s-x. i finished and made it to the tennis match looking straight ivy league.
ivy league s-x: having quick s-x while staying dressed with khakis and collared shirt on.
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