internet cafe


a place where lonely adolescent males go to get there their rocks off to a game of counter strike. and eat there sorrow away well their at it.
” i have a reached a new level of anti-social with the new internet cafe down the street”
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a cafe(thats wat they say) run by azn folk, crammed full of computers connnected 2gether (lan), so counterstrike-obsessed azns can waste all day playing w/their mice 2gether, while a fob plays everquest in the corner.
ex:

azn: want to go to an internet cafe and hav a cs marathon?
me: id rather watch gr-ss grow

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