Internet Cassonova


someone who is lacking in confidence in real life so he hits on women on the internet. most likely a fat guy living in his mothers bas-m-nt, or some 14 year old.
omg i’m such an internet c-ssonova, i totally just cybered with the hawtest chick! now i need to go find some cheesy poofs so i can fall asleep in the bag crying myself to sleep, again.

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