Internet Condom
a protective software that blocks infections from p-rn websites and files.
john: dude! i think i have herpes!
doug: that sucks man! who did you get it from?
john: some guy named jason. he emailed me some p-rn and i opened a file called herpes.exe.
doug: you need an internet condom man! you can’t just enter an infected file like that. i usually wear 2 internet condoms, avg and norton.
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