when a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the internet, and denies it.
“jesus, did you see the group chat last night?”
“yeah, brittany was being a total internet douche, that must of been pretty sh-tty for you.”
- roof troll
the grumpy flat roofer on every crew that complains all day and wants to shut it down early because its too hot,too windy,too cold,etc. looks like beer clouds are moving in ,well , the roof troll will be happy at least.
pulling the string out of someones sweatshirt oh no i have been roxyed to be roxyed is to drink a copious amount of alcohol and each time you do, it makes you instantly want to go to sleep. some of the time even remove your pants before you p-ss out. wow that chick is so […]
- russian lollipop
when a man penetrates a woman’s -ss that is filled with skittles; when he pulls out she is then to lick it off. man that was a crazy russian lollipop.
- rusty cobra
when you don’t pee for a long time and the tip of your p-n-s sticks to itself, so when you go to pee it spatters your urine all over the toilet seat like a cobra spraying venom. i haven’t pee’d all day, so when i went just now my rusty cobra spat p-ss all over […]
has anyone noticed that the letters in santa and satan match…….. also santa wears red…. guys a f-t-ss is breaking in to my house at the middle of the night f-ck he is wearing red allhail santa-satan