Internet Elbow
term given to the holes found on the elbow of a sleeve of a non-computer mouse holding side of a shirt. believed to be primarily caused by resting non-mouse elbow on arm rests or desks. occurs most frequently when shirt is dry cleaned.
dude 1: hey dude, you’ve got internet elbow.
dude 2: huh?
dude 1: you’ve got a gaping whole on the elbow of your shirt! clean yourself up man!
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