a form of armchair expert who gains all their knowledge from the internet and then enlightens others on social media. the accuracy of their source information may be suspect, their -n-lysis and conclusions are likely flawed, but they will shout down anyone who dares to challenge their expertise in the field.
in an online discussion of tractors on a newspaper website i posted that a problem with modern tractors was that a fault with the electronics could stop them dead and require a technician with a laptop to fix. an internet expert informed me that it was always possible for a modern tractor to “limp home” however bad the failure “in his experience”.
i pointed out that i was a farmer and that for example on a m-ssey 5465 with dyna 4 the gear selection is electronic, the rear hydraulics are electronic and a fault in either could strand a tractor in the middle of a field (no power or stuck anch-r-d to the ground by a harrow or plough). the internet expert went very quiet!
- Irish Cattle Prod
proforming intercourse whilst attached to jumper cables from either the nipples, clavicle maximus or upper humerous. (preferably 6-12 volts) felix-“samantha and i are getting pretty serious, she said she wanted to try a irish cattle prod tonight!” stan- “that sounds great!”
when tech support takes so long wearing you out fixing a problem (or explaining how they are fixing a problem bc they live to talk to another human besides their homegrown robot s-x doll) to the point you would literally rather have b-lls on your face instead. “ginger, i am really sorry i haven’t sent […]
- its simulated
such a beast, can trickshot, og player former era, auto, saw, genesis best of the best should be in auto again guy 1: look omfg its simulated, that beast trickshotter with the @sihmulation guy 2: lets get his autograph come on dude
- Jacuzzi faint
the official autopsy of whitney houston revealed that the cause of death was “jacuzzi faint.” in the moments before whitney died she drew a scalding hot bath, shot some freebase cocaine and stepped in the tub. because she was so high, she could not feel the pain from the scalding hot water so she stood […]
fun,outgoing likes girls with big b-tts and likes to go to parties.thinks he is a thug and dresses like on but in the inside he is very kind and loving. usally is a black boy “why is he staring at her b-tt he is definetly a jamario