Internet Fag

teenage and twenty-something nerds who wallow in their own stupidity and enjoy raping the english language. they come all come complete with a terrible backwards sense of humor involving any “funny” picture with a caption that uses language evolving from leetspeak (i think…). the majority of them spend their days playing world of warcraft, watching and making youtube p–p videos, surfing encyclopedia dramatica and 4chan, and posting on message boards with misspelled words and annoying use of caps and useless nonsensical punctuation!!111one!!eleven! in short, it is a circle jerk of socially r-t-rded morons who don’t have a shred of individuality and so all act in the same manor to be accepted by their own kind.
tim: what the f-ck are you looking at?

justin: cat pictures with hilarious captions! look! can i haz moar cheezburger! lulz (actually spoken aloud…)

tim: i want to strangle you…. internet f-g….
a fantastical language used by deluded, s-xually deprived internet dwellers who have strayed so far from the edge of reality and into the world of the “interwebs” that even the dialect and language itself have become fragmented and replaced with running, esoteric internet jokes (a.k.a. “memes”).
“dude did you even understand what that guy was saying?”

“not really man… i’m pretty sure he was speaking in internet-f-g.”
those that knowingly try and publish definitions on word definition sites or of the like in order to make themselves the biggest h-m- on the planet by calling the rest of the world or a single soul a lover of the same s-x. often has poor taste and discriminator of everyday life. -ssumes that the greatest people in the world would go gay for them. often times get their -ss beat and humiliated on their f-ggy youtube channel if not already.

usually these willful h-m-s succeed in small accomplishments of their s-xuality agreements and often gaze at the gay ads that always appear on the internet. can be any racist or gender. usually unstable under influences and within groups and should be kept away from view to prevent blindness.
“looks like internet f-gs are publishing their gayness on march 23, 2010, guess they want their own pride holiday and a rod to go with it.

that internet f-g is the biggest h-m- since that one guy on baywatch.

quick shield your eyes! that internet f-g is blowing is own hole while they are online!

hey check it out, some internet f-gs made up a definition about you. let’s go kick that b-st-rd indians -ss!”
people like maxwell who try so hard to be cool on the interweb.
irondknight: i type in pink and i use emoticons and i type in small font, like an internet f-g.