Internet Fisherman


a guy, between the ages of 15 and 30, that stays on chat roulette through the night until ungodly hours of the morning just to look for women. they usually end this fishing trip without any catches. if they have caught something, it is usually a 10-15 year old boy posing as a girl for sh-ts and giggles. the ibternet fisherman’s favorite bait is either a picture of them shirtless, or their p-n-s.
brett: doug is a complete internet fisherman.

erik: i know he has never gotten a single girl on there.
anthony: i’m a ginger
brett: he needs better bait then him shirtless.
erik: i like shirtless men…
brett: well, i’m going to bed scarred tonight.
erik: hehehe

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