Internet Flirter


a teenage girl who always leaves flirty status/picture/general comments on guys’ mysp-ce, facebooks, etc. using flirtatious language, which actually turns out to sound really stupid
picture comment of hot guy examples:

yerrcute(:
omggs h-lla cute:)
yewww shoulddd text meee sometime(;
dammnn boy, you is h-lla handsomeee
your cute (:
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profile comments on mysp-ce:

heyy(: i’m britneyyyyy whats yourname:)?
heyyycutie:) sup?
yoursupercutexd whats up?(:

etc. etc. etc.

an extremely overly used picture comment often used on hot emo mysp-ce wh-r-s:

your cute(:

you will see about 50 on any hot mysp-ce wh-r-‘s image comments. anyone who uses these excessively is considered an internet flirter.

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