Internet Hat Machine


a device closely resembling the internet hate machine, itself a device first described by faux news as a machine in which internets are inserted, and hate is produced. as one can derive, the internet hat machine converts internets into hats.
when i put lols into the internet hate machine, i got lulz. but when i put lols into the internet hat machine, i got silly hats only.

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