Internet Marine
the vast majority of “u.s. marines” you’ll encounter online. though, they are in fact civilians.
internet marine 1: “the marines r better than the army cuz the marines stormed the beaches of normindy and won the revulotunary war”. u-ruh! simpir fi!
internet marine 2: yea! army stands for “aren’t ready for marines yet”.
me @ e-marine 1: i have a feeling you don’t take time to research history.
me @ e-marine 2: -face-palm- yeah, i don’t see the arfmy doing anything. in fact, i don’t know what the h-ll that is.
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