Plasterfasted
southern california term for an extremely high level of intoxication. comination of plastered, sh-tfaced, and wasted. the irony of the word is that it would be extremely difficult to enunciate the word in question while in that condition.
dave: yo dude how drunk are you man?
john: dude, i am plastershmaster–ss-f-cked up…
dave: oh sh-t he’s plasterfasted for sure!
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