Internet Monet


when you see someone’s profile picture thumbnail and you think they’re ok, but when you click on it, it’s a big old mess. named after the artist monet, whose paintings were nice from far away, but jacked up looking up close.
i thought this heina would be fine, but when i opened up her facebook page, she turned out to be an internet monet, cause her close up was fug!

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