Internet Pants


pants around ankles, bare legs and sitting in front of the computer frustratingly surfing the web for the perfect p-rn.
phil has gone home for lunch to put on his internet pants.
pants that exist only in cybersp-ce.
person 1: so i was having cybers-x last night with hotchick69

person 2: are you telling me you’re so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69’s internet pants? you know that online isn’t real right?

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