Internet self-retardation


the act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.
person 1: o hai how are yew?!

person 2: do me know yew? i dun think yew know me.

person 1: oh i sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!

someone with intelligence: stupid random morons. that’s internet self-r-t-rdation for ya.

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