internet stalker
a (usually) tragic male in his late 30s – 40s who spends all his free time hiding from reality whilst he chases girls/women using internet chat rooms. will often have deep seated emotional problems and possible peadophile tendencies (as well as a much receded hairline). an artful groomer who is too ashamed of himself to go down a nightclub and meet women like the rest of humanity.
i’m 6ft 2″ with a full head of hair. i drive a sports car and am extremely virile. what are you wearing? huh huh huh.
oh you filthy internet stalker!
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