noun – a private form of the interweb created by a private citizen in league with al gore; all functions of the “internet” will carry over to internetwo; however subsriptions to internetwo will only be given to democrats.
(a search engine for internetwo that orders its results from most offensive to the republican party to least.
- interwebs lawyer
lawyers that handle cases on teh interwebs. not paid with money, but with e-p-n-s size. starting rate is 1 inch/hour. interwebs lawyer 1: wow! i just increased my e-p-n-s size by 4 inches from that case alone!
- syntax error
the most f-ck-ng irritating thing that can happen on a calculator. you press all these numbers and you think it’s the right b-tton to press but really the calculator’s been lying to you and you’ve really f-ck-d up big time, but it waits until you’ve pressed the = b-tton and then it flashes with ‘syntax […]
implanted in, occurring in, or administered by entering the eyeball yo man, that ball went intraocular on you!
an individual with extremely perverted thoughts yet he does not share these thoughts. an intropervert is usually made that way from years of disgust aimed at his comments. ted: “hey if you stick that in there i will bite your head off!” tom:-that’s what she said- ted: “i know what your thinking you intropervert.”
- inverse blumpkin
a rarely seen variation of the blumpkin. instead of sh-tt-ng into the toilet, the male sh-ts on the womans chest and jerks off into the toilet or sink or anything that might be close enough to work as a receptor of your c-m. john:last night i totally gave laura an inverse blumpkin! jeremiah:what the f-ck […]