Internet Weather Report


a comment written in one’s status box (e.g. mysp-ce, facebook or other similar social networking web site), or other publicly visible area regarding the weather. generally, the internet weather report is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with the day’s temperature, relative humidity, precipitation, and cloud cover (or lack thereof), combined with one’s inability to create a more engaging, meaningful or entertaining status update.

see also, internet sigh, state of the week address
examples of internet weather reports, include, but are not limited to:

• “rain, rain, go away!”

• “i hate the cold!”

• “so sick of this weather,”

• “what a beautiful day!”

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