internet years
internet years p-ss much quicker than real years. it is due to the very frequent and enormous amount of updates on blogs and news sites.
example: if you b-mp into an image that you had seen days ago it feels like it happened ages ago.
fred flinstone’s comment: “i can’t wait to try this videogame. when is it coming out?”
michael j. fox’s comment: “where have you been in the past 100 internet years? your grandma might have rocked that game.”
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