a person who is in need of sleep who is mindlessly surfing the internet. usually an insomniac who gave up tossing and turning in bed and who turned on the computer to have something to do.
i have got to see my doctor about stronger sleeping pills. i was up all night doing the internet zombie thing. gosh, i think i bought four or five things last night but i won’t even know what they are until they arrive in the mail.
what you become when you get attached to the computer. by attached, i mean your lips have been chapped the whole 5 hours you’ve been surfing the web (feels like 45 minutes) and there’s been chapstick right next to you, yet you never pick it up and use the d-mn thing. you also loose the ability to look at the clock right at the bottom of your screen.
i turned into an internet zombie after getting stuck in a youtube loop. by the time i regained conscienceness, i was fired from my job, my girlfriend left me, and i had developed diabetes. i swear i was only on for an hour. what? it’s july?
a drug so powerful it causes you to play guitar like steve vai, but its downfall is that you get leprosy , but if u have cancer..the leprosy will be neutrolized which will destroy your cancer and make you immune to the leprosy, making you virtually invinsible! “look at that guitarist he’s so good!” “he […]
- ipod douche
the person in your group of friends who considers his/her musical taste superior to everyone else’s and will always insist upon playing his/her own ipod even at uncalled for and innappropriate times. there is always at least one ipod douche at every party or gathering, and they will most certainly take out the ipod already […]
- iron coochie
the act of a girl who you just cannot seduce, as much as you try to get in her pants she has an iron coochie and you will not be able to penetrate the target. justin: d-mn, liam do you see that chick over there i f-ck the sh-t out of her! liam: nah dude […]
someone who isn’t right in the head. he thinks he knows it all but in reality, he has his head up his -ss for no reason. your such an irvingation
i’ll rip your bl–dy arms off it’s an acronym. guy 1: that guy just said irybao to me… guy 2: irybao??? guy 1: yeah, as in i’ll rip your bl–dy arms off mate