Internet’s Down Syndrome



a temporary condition brought on by the lack of internet connectivity and characterized by irritability, fidgeting, lack of focus, a general feeling of helplessness and occasionally exercise.
steve: what’s up with the glazed look on meredith’s face?

brad: well, she likes to start her day reading perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of internet’s down syndrome.

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