a vernacular or speech characterized by several conventions, such as the deliberate misspelling of common words, gratuitous pluralization and the elevation of a concept called “the lulz” (or spoken in internets slang, “teh lulz”) to the level of godhood.
example of b-st-rdization or deliberate misspelling of common words:
instead of “the”, “teh”.
instead of “more”, “moar”.
instead of “is”, “iz”
this “iz” just a small sampling, and other words not normally b-st-rdized or misspelled may be b-st-rdized and misspelled, as long as “teh” resulting word “iz” lulzy. (funny)
example of “gratuitous pluralization”:
instead of “woman”, “womens” ex: i saw that pretty white womens walking down “teh” street.
these words elevated to the highest form of pluralization also apply to the normally pluralized
ex: where da white womens at ex: white womens, black womens, theys all be womens
“internets slang” iz also characterized by “wut” (what in internets slang) teh unwashed uninitiated would call “incorrect tense”
ex: i will has teh cheeseburger n fries.
many incorrectly mistake “internets slang” for teh ebonics. internets slang iz infinitely cooler and moar lulzy than teh ebonics, amirite….???????
(internets slang is also characterized by gratuitous pluralization, az in teh above sentence.)
it’s not teh ebonics, it’s that internets slang. you’d better get up on it.
- i wanna hug
what someone says when they want a hug. you must always hug them back. it is not a choice. this is the law of everything. fred: i wanna hug. nameless evil: no way u ugly -nameless evil is struck by lightning- nameless evil: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuaaaaagggghhhh!
- final solution
to fart under the blankets and gas your girlfriend and the -n-l rape her to death. cathy p-ss-d me off today, tonight i will give her the final solution. phrase referring to the ungodly evil plan to exterminate all jews by adolf hitler and the n-z- pollitical party during wwii. evolved between 1933 and 1941 […]
small child who you are not s-xually attracted to yet do to lack of p-b-rty, usually travel in packs jimmy is such a fetus. main entree in a delicious buffet. that fetus was delicious, joe. justin bieber. justin bieber is a fetus. 1. a young child/person; but can also be used to refer to anyone […]
one that holds dual citizenship. used as slang along the us and canadian border. going to canada isn’t a problem because i’m a dualie! a pickup truck with dual wheels on each side of its rear axle. i’m in chevy, he in dualie – plies
feelings i had some sh-ttily diddilies after jenna broke up with me. little sugary multi coloured strands also known as hundreds and thousands that go ontop of ice-cream, jelly and rice crispie buns. can i have diddilies on mine please. anything and/or nothing saying you do whatever, you see me and don’t do diddily 1. […]