internetty


a person who uses the internet to a great extent, very likely working on the internet and familiar with terms such as lol, ping, digg’ing, and at least basic html.
a: “we need to hire a new writer for our review site.”
b: “i know a guy just out of college that can write.”
a: “is he internetty?”
b: “as much as any other 22 year old”
slang terminology when describe the inernet.
when samir gets distracted by something small and shiny at the end of a previously-well constructed sentence:

“my internetty is spaz!”

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