Internourettes
internet tourettes
just like tourettes only marginally worse due to the fact that you chose to write a comment, re-read your post and think-
“yeah, that’s ready for the worlds eyes”
perhaps i’ve said too much.
social network status update- “i’ve become so self obsessed i woke up the other night to a wet dream that i was having w-nk. true story”
comment- “d-mn son you got yourself a serious case of internourettes!”
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