Interrupting Cows
1) the central element to a well-known ‘knock knock’ joke.
2) a surprisingly common s-xual practise where the partic-p-nts will continually interrupt each others moans/groans/constructive criticisms with loud mooing noises. can be used to either ‘spice up’ a flagging love life or cause laughter in the bedroom (the good kind).
1) ‘knock knock’
‘who’s there?’
‘interrupting cows’
‘interrupting cows w-mooo-ho?’
‘git’
2) ‘you like that ba-mooo-‘by?
‘oh y-mooo-eah-‘
‘you know this would be bet-mooo-ter if you sto-mooo-pped mooing!
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