Interstate 87


a 319 mile long freeway in new york. it runs from champlain (candadian border)down to the big city (nyc). it has an intersection with interstate 90 in guilderland, and has 7 spur routes (787,287,387 etc;).

in other words, a long -ss highway.
so when you’re dead and gone……

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