having feelings, either emotionally or physically, for someone who resides in a separate state from oneself.
i have an interstate crush for someone who lives in arizona, even though i’m still living in california.
- mount ridesplace usa
more rides then you or your grandmother can handle. -please don’t bring your grandmother mount ridesplace usa is really a cheat carnival with one good ride. the bowels of trogdor!
an insult to an idiot who just did something completely futile, ignorant, stupid, ridiculous, etc. usually, the idiot is your friend. “you freakin’ jewdoer.” “because you’re a jewdoer.”
- jewish oven-mit
when a male grabs a handfull of pennies, jacks off into it, and slaps a b-tch. b-tch wouldn’t gimme -n-l, so i gave her a jewish oven-mit motha f-cka.
- osama bin nada day
the day the media released information on osama being killed new national holiday happy osama bin nada day bro
1. a shart tease.(shart + tease = shease) 2. when one thinks they have sharted but, in reality they did not. 3. a warm fart leaving no discharge. mark was horrified when he sharted, until he later realized it was just a shease.