intervines


-n-logous to the blagotubes and interwebs, the intervines are the information superhighway for plants. theorized to exist as the communication vector in many evil-tentacle-plant movies. (such as the ruins) not to be confused with ‘intervenes’, d-mn it!
the plant kingdom routinely communicates via the intervines.

“mathias, you haven’t been answering my calls… gimme a ring when you’ve got a minute. see ya soon.” – the intervines
(n.) – the internet grapevine of gossip, rumors, innuendo and news flashes
“how did i hear this? i heard it on the intervine somewhere! it’s gone viral now, everyone’s talking
about it!”

— overheard at a watercooler in manhattan, june 25, 2011

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