Interwank USB Virus

this definition requires you to look up interw-nk usb to understand this definition ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-ssociated with the popular fetish – interw-nk usb – i.e engaging in hot cyber w-nking or s-x while getting hot to computer hardware by sticking your p-n-s into any usb port, if you like it from the front or the back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). if one were to not clean the viruses from a computer or to not use protective gear like a condom, one can get a virus called interw-nk usb virus, this can be transmitted mainly via usb 1.0 or usb 2.0 ports. usb 3.0 ports makes the symptoms 3 times worse as it transmits faster than normal usb ports. symptoms are as follows:

worms
trojan horses
malware
-j-c-l-t–n infections
rashes around your p-n-s and usb port
cpu brain damage
p-n-s own firewall
c-ckblocking caused by p-n-s firewall
desire to vote for donald trump
thinking that president jacob zuma is a good president
premature ejeculation

as of typing this definition there is no cure for this virus as millions of dollars in research in this virus is still heading in dead ends. this virus is confirmed to be s-xually transmitted and can be transferred to multiple people via engagement of s-x.

m-st-rb-t- safely.
guy1: computer did you run your antivirus yesterday?
computer: maybe.
guy1: f-ck it ok

-one day later-

guy1: i had s-x with my computer last night
guy2: did you wear a condom?
guy1: no? why?
guy2: your computer has a virus
guy1: oh sh-t
guy2: you have interw-nk usb virus