interweb


a sarcastic term for the internet. often used in the context of parody regarding an inexperience, unskilled, or incoherent user.
hay guys, i’m using teh interweb!!!
a mixture of both slang terms: the interweb and the recent pluralization of the word internet (said by bush during the 2004 debates).
the interwebs is identical in meaning to the other terms.
“it got it from teh interwebs”

or

“plug it in, so we can get interwebs”
the interconnected webworks of webworks.
the place you go when you click the big blue e on your screen. sometimes, when your on there, naked pictures come up, or baloons telling you that you are a winner, other times you get a strange error, and your computer turns off.
look mom i told you, just click the d-mn e..
“what e!?”
the big blue e!
“oh that one….okay…something happened”
did the window open up?
“window? what window, the screen changed…”
yes okay…good, now type in lets say…google into the address bar.
“the wh..who..where?”
good lord..you are so not prepared for the interweb..
“i thought it was called the internet?”
f-ck you mom, f-ck you.
a rather humorous combination of the world wide web and internet. usually used in parody of someone who is fluent with ip.
you suck at teh interweb.
slang word for the internet.
“i just got kicked off of the interwebs” or “can you reset the interwebs, abbie?”
a term used for the internet when pretending not to know exactly how it works.
i.e what’s the capital of ireland? i don’t know if only we had a way of finding out, such as the majical interweb.
what your grandparents call the internet
grandad: hey! what are you doing on the interweb
you: its internet and im watching p-rn!
grandad: mind if i join you

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