Intesticles


a combination of intense and t-st-cl-s, which means to have a level of extreme untouchable extremeness that cannot be expressed by either of the words intense or t-st-cl-s.
guy a “i just got -n-l with 5 different girls all at the same time!”
guy b “int-st-cl-s!”
guy a “oh, and your mom…”
when you wreck your b-lls so hard that they smash into your intestines forming the new body part, the int-st-cl-s.
“this patient has severe testicular trauma, we will perform the int-st-cl- separation surgery immediately.”

“dude i fell off my bike pedals and smashed my b-lls on the fame. not only did i shred my taint, but my int-st-cl-s are still cramping from it”

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