Intestinal Testimony
a gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. intestinal testimony (it) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. it is audible to up to fifteen feet away. not to be confused with an actual fart, with it there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the m-ssive toilet turmoil to come.
no, gary is just giviing intestinal testimony to the sh-t he is about to take. i told him not to eat that much king crab!!
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