intestines
the absurdly long organs kept in the belly, usually susceptible to removal by velociraptor.
“…or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines…”
1. the organ that creates the sh-t that come out of your -ss.
2. someone who thinks up nothing but sh-t and uses that to argue with or insult someone.
1. i had to get surgery, there was a blockage in my intestines.
2. those customers and workers at county market suck at coming up with actual insults that aren’t old. they are nothing but walking intestines.
imagine a lopsided circle in side of your torso that would be a potato. imagine a long string of content that no one wants that is every netflix original ever. now imagine a long case of flesh compacted into your abdomen this is your intestines, you are given your intestines at birth when your mother regurgitates them into your mouth.
fun fact! if you grabbed someone’s intestines and stretched them out till they started to rip you would be insane!
person 1: what should we do?
person 2: well since he ate all of her -ss the only option is to remove it from is intestines.
person 1: gasp!
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