Intiverse Optisnuggle
a nicer, less derogatory term to describe the commonly underrated action of ‘spooning’.the intiverse optisnuggle (i.o) is a compacted version of: intimate, converse, convex/concave, reverse, optimum, optimistic, opium and snuggle. derived from these 8 words, the intiverse optisnuggle thoroughly encomp-sses all aspects, literal, structural and physiological -ssociated with spooning.
intimate: describes the personal connection established with the closeness and safety of the intiverse optisnuggle.
converse: alludes to the contrast between the positioning of the i.o and the generic hug.
convex/concave: highlights the structure of the i.o.: two ‘c’s together forming the ‘s’ shape made by both the upper and lower body
reverse: when one party is ‘reversed’ against the other/s.
optimum: the ultimate type of hug.
optimistic: the positive vibes released from the i.o.
opium: the surreal feeling induced by the i.o.
snuggle:an affectionate breed of ‘hug’.
note: this term is able to be manipulated to accomodate for the number of partic-p-nts involved in the spooning.
ie) 3= triverse optisnuggle
4= quatriverse optisnuggle
5= quinverse optisnuggle
8= octiverse optisnuggle
9= nonaverse optisnuggle
10= decaverse optisnuggle
11= universe optisnuggle (derived from the italian
word for eleven, undici)
11+= universe optisnuggle (here the word ‘universe’
is used more literally to indicate the infinite number of partic-p-nts, otherwise known as a ‘spooning orgy’)
note: beyond 2 partic-p-nts, the prefix ‘inti’ is appropriately lost to signify the loss of intimacy. when the snuggle is not intimate, and used more as a source of pleasure, the term ‘pleasurverse optisnuggle’ can be appropriately applied to reinforce the absence of intimacy.
note: for those singles bitterly disappointed at the lack of terminology for a one person intiverse optisnuggle, alas! the ‘pintiverse optisnuggle’ (intimacy with a pillow)
intiverse optisnuggle
person 1:”would you care to partake in some intiverse optisnuggling with me or are you content to continue pintiversely optisnuggling?”
person 2:”i was more in the more in the mood for a universe optisnuggle”
person 1:”i dig”
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