Intoxication Scale
a means of indicating how intoxicated you are to others.
scale definitions:
0% – stone cold sober
30-80% – “head clear” zone. the point where you have a buzz but are not fully intoxicated.
50% – you are too drunk to drive (legally)
100% – fully (and comfortably) intoxicated
150% – “no longer fun” drunk (ie. slurring, stumbling and making an -ss out of yourself)
200% – so drunk that you will puke at some point (could be the next day)
300% – so drunk you p-ss out
400% – death is near
person 1: “how drunk are you on the intoxication scale?”
person 2: “i’m a solid 70%, you?”
person 1: “i’m already at 100%”
person 2: “nice. i need to drink faster to catch up.”
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