Intoxicology Report


the bar tab. the report compiled by an intoxicologist. it may or maynot include a list of toxins, but always includes the name of the bar, the total amount spent, and (most importantly) the time of departure.
“dude, i woke up this morning with a huge hangover, then i found 5 intoxicology reports in my wallet. ouch!”

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