intoxicunted
when a typically demure and kind female turns into a complete and total b-tch after a few drinks.
a: last night at the bar, jane told me she was glad my mom died.
b: jane said that? but she’s usually such a sweetheart.
a: well last night, she was intoxic-nted.
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