Introboost
in lieu of introduce;
used when an introduction, usually as the ultimate goal being s-x between the two introducees, involves heavy hyping of one of the parties in order to impress the other.
dave: wow you banged katie?
john: i know right? i can’t believe it either
dave: how’d you swing it?
john: well rob introboosted me and she ate it up!
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