when somebody interrupts a conversation just to introduce themselves.
“how long does he have left?”
“the doctors gave him s-”
“sorry for the introuption, guys, i’m bob!”
“f-ck off, bob…”
to be the life, and subsequent death of the party. usually accomplished by bringing ample amounts of goon and sharing it with all your friends. keg costume is preferred, but not essential when isaacing. oh man, griff got so sh-tfaced at the end of year party, he was isaacing all over the place the act […]
- jedi fountain
the neon colored pee one gets after taking a large amount of b vitamins, or drinking an energy drink. i can’t drink any more monster, just went to the bathroom and i already have a jedi fountain going on.
- jellybean smuggler
a man with a very small p-n-s (see: b-tton on a fur coat) wearing a speedo, tighty whiteys, or tights and thus unintentionally revealing the outline of his unimpressive jellybean sized micro soft d-ck. jenn: “you might want to think twice next time before choosing the speedo, ya jellybean smuggler!” nate: “i am proud to […]
- jelly spooning
when you walk up to someone and grab their -ss… only from the front… and it’s a female. without pants, jelly spooning becomes much more literal. her: what are you looking at me like that for? him: i thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. i decided it was a bad idea […]
- joel loweing
1. relentlessly scratching and trying to adjust t-st-cl-s and scr-t-m. 1. every 30 seconds, justin joel lowes his crotch area. 2. dave has an issue of joel loweing while in meetings with his female co-workers.