Invading Poland


verb: to invade poland: a s-xual act, where a man gets a running start (preferable 10-15 yards in advance), and dives onto his woman partner, hoping to land in her taco.

an often risky manuver, as many times it is hard to land a direct bullseye, and this can result in severe injury.not for the weak of heart. difficulty of landing in the taco,will vary on the women. sl-ts are generally easier to invade and barriers can usually be infultrated with just one attack. virgins on the other hand, my take multiple invasions.

invading poland is usually a mutual activity but don’t be afraid to persue an ambush.
“honey, im tired of the same old boring s-x all of the time, isnt there something else we can try?”

“why yes sweetums, why dont you lay on your back and ill be back in a second”

as man leaves he measures out ten steps from the bed..turns around, and with three brisk skips and a leap dives into snook-ms.”

invading poland is pending for olympic events, excluding man african amercians as they would destroy many polands accross the world.
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to go out for a fun night on the town, have a beer. no s-xual connotations.
“yeah, after the way work went today, i’m sure as h-ll up for invading poland.”

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