Inverse Metroid
a s-xual position in which one partner latches furiously onto the other’s -n-s, and the later must drop several “bombs” in order to get the former “off.”
1- “did you hear what paul did last night with sue?”
2- “no, what?”
1- “the inverse metroid.”
2- “what’s that?”
1- “he latched furiously onto her -n-s.”
2- “oh, that explains the series of explosions i heard last night.”
1- “…wait a minute. i thought ‘bombs’ was a euphemism for ‘defecates?'”
2- “hmm. and here i thought paul was a euphemism for ‘bomberman.'”
(they embrace)
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