inverted colon
a condition resulting from prolonged exposure to a call center environment. frequently within a call center, the only resolution to a person’s problem is reached when the consultant (future patient) inserts his or her own thumb or other finger up into their b-ttox. although the “thumb up the b-ttox” procedure works in the short term to satisfy customer needs, it has been discovered to have a very negative long term effect over time due to the sheer frequency of required insertions (50+ times per day, 5 days per week, 52 weeks per year). over time the colon becomes so irritated that it becomes inverted. at this point the lowly call center employee may lose his/her job due to an inability to satisfy customer needs (and take the routine shaft or management d-ck up the -ss(see: joe howe))the person may also be unemployable from this point forward as their call center career is effectively over.
the primary symptom of inverted colon is a bowlegged walk, one that frequently resembles the “corncob up the -ss” or “freshly given the shaft” condition.
although your first inclination is to laugh, do not for a moment think that this condition is a laughing mater. inverted colon is very serious. it causes severe mental anguish including a m-ssive inferiority complex, inability to p–p for days or weeks at a time causing occasional explosions of impacted fecal matter, uncontrollable flatulence, extreme s-xual anxiety and complete loss of s-xual appet-te and inability to achieve -rg-sm (especially for h-m-s-xual males), and eventually death. currently, there is no cure for inverted colon.
my friend john works for aol. the only way he can solve anyone’s issue is by sticking his thumb up his own b-ttox. i fear that in time his colon will become inverted. poor john is going to die one day, and it’ll be all aols fault.
my ex-boss joe’s colon became inverted due to the number of management c-cks that have been shoved up his -ss over time.
the aol site manager nancy has an inverted colon by repeated thumb up the b-ttox as wel as management powered strap-ons being inserted into her r-ct-m.
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