inverted flower pot technique
s-x position in which a very cl-ssy and independent women lies on her perfectly sculpted stomach. then her tall dark and handsome man places his unerect p-n-s insider of her luscious -ss. the man must then lie there as he waits for his p-n-s to become hard (grow like a flower in an upside down pot). but wait there’s more. every hour a group of five or so men (can be affiliated with the party having intercourse) must enter into the room, naked, in a circle and jack off onto the girl’s -ss in order too “water the plant.” this technique is over when the man engaging in s-x -j-c-l-t-s into the girls b-m
chris- hope you have fun tonight!
emily- yeah me and my boyfriend are trying the inverted flower pot technique!
2 years later
chris- where have you been???
emily- we were doing the inverted flower pot, i told you that?
…… chris- how was it then??
emily- it was amazing, it was some of the best s-x i ever had!
chris- really? i heard that it was boring?
emily- it was, but trust me it was so worth it.
chris- were you having s-x this whole time?
emily- well you see a normal “plant” takes about 6 months to 50 years to grow so the fact that it only took 2 years for him to finish is so fast!! i think it has to do with all the “water” we got from our friends but who knows.
chris……..
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