Inverted Flyby
a reportedly impossible aerial maneuver performed by maverick in top-gun… but really refers to getting deepthroated while standing at the edge of a bed by a girl on her back with her head hanging over the edge.
to perform perfectly one must also flip her the bird.
warning! a mysterious dolphin cry may be heard. do not fear. no dolphins are harmed in the act.
russian dude: “why did you inverted flyby my sister!?”
offender: “i was communicating. keeping up foreign relations. you know, giving her the bird.”
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