Inverted Spongebob and Patrick
sister s-xual act to the inverted pooh bear, achieved by replacing the lady with a guy and the honey with the special sauce from the crusty crab (mcdonald’s will also do. guy #1(patrick) suspends himself upside down from a stripper pole, next guy #2(spongebob) fills patrick’s -n-s with most of the special sauce and coats his tally whacker with the rest of the sauce. spongebob and patrick now commence in sucking/eating -sshole until the sauce is gone (usually around the time of a double t-tanic -rg-sm). as with the inverted pooh bear, only the strong survive.
blake: “evan, jake, guess what!?!”
evan and jake: “what?”
blake: “i just had a stripper pole installed!”
evan: “but you’re gay, what’s the point?”
jake: “how did you break it in? dance in front of a mirror and pretend you were a unicorn?”
blake: “even better! my boyfriend and i did the inverted spongebob and patrick last night!”
evan: “sweet chronos, i’m surprised you’re alive!”
jake(at the exact same time): “oh my god, i don’t know if david was strong enough for that…”
blake: “sadly david was killed instantly, and i think my life was shortened by around 12 years…”
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