Inverted Tea Bag
an inverted tea bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually -j-c-l-t-ng your own t-st-cl-s out of your own p-n-s. this is accomplished by withholding from s-x or self pleasure for 5 or more days. as climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. it is then traditional to dab the t-st-cl-s on a friend or lover’s forehead.
the last time i attemped to do an inverted tea bag only one of my testis came out. i had to hold a peanut near the end of my p-n-s hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
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