Inverted tripod


one of the most deadly and complex s-x positions ever. anyone who attempts it dies and anyone who sees it goes blind. the man lies on his back and props himself up with his elbows (making his legs and erect p-n-s form an upside down tripod shape) and the woman attempts to crawl up his -ss. the woman dies of suffocation and the man dies of internal bleeding.
blind kid: be careful when opening doors, or you’ll end up like me

other kid: what happened?

blind kid: i walked in on my parents doing the inverted tripod

other kid: that sucks! was it a nice funeral?

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